I totally look down to him, but up to him in the figurative sense I think. I just don’t like the closeness that I am seeing, I thought I was the favorite. I guess the ‘rents are pretty cool too, but like..they can be super lame sometimes and boring.
You’re still the favorite! Where were Stevie and Stacy the last time I collapsed at Dairy Queen?? Well whatever they’re doing is workin for em. Their kid raising skills are nearly unparalleled.
Boo, you got the right idea. Don’t know why the hell I didn’t think of that. Share some of that big ol’ brain of yours with me every now and then.
I’m just so ahead of it. Woman, I will share any part of me you want with any part of you you want.
Is Stevie ok?
He was a trooper in the end. No tears. But, is he now your favorite blonde in the family ‘cause that’s not cool at all, bro.
Don’t we all wish we could be like him when we grow up? He’s so hardcore. It’s hard to beat the classic Sam Evans, but the little man is coming up pretty close, ngl. Though, let’s talk about my real top spots here for a sec—your parents.
… A glass? A bottle?
I don’t know what kind of shenanigans you’re bringing me into that requires a mouth guard, but I’m not even going to question it.
Is that how you did it when you were three? Respect.
I like your attitude. We’re gettin dem vintage bargains.
You’re very sweet, Arthur. And adorable. And other adjectives. Feel free to add you own because my vocabulary isn’t extensive enough to contain my love for you in a few words. I’ll definitely do that. I think the fact that the two of us are the founding members of glee club and haven’t yet done a duet is absolutely shocking. Well, you can’t miss out on Detroit, then. Don’t worry. We’ll find a way. Maybe in free period we can brainstorm fundraising ideas too?
Sexy? Debonair? Brilliant? Charming? Handsome? Talented? Fresher than a farmer’s market? I mean, not to brag or anything… I love you the most tho. True that, my dime. Not that I would inherently consider myself the leading man in pulling Glee up to the top of the mountain. I’m more of a supporting wheel. Nevertheless, our duet will be worth the long wait. You can’t rush perfection. I would hope I couldn’t. I’ll have all my PowerPoint supplies ready. I’m already having visions of scented candle raffles and sexy car washes…. It’ll be great!!
Hayley Williams’ voice is so unique, it’d be difficult to imitate. But maybe if we put our own spin on it, it could be arranged. Either that or you could do the B.o.B parts for me in Price Tag. Perhaps we could arrange a trade-off? I’m not entirely sure what we’re planning to do to raise the money, but rest assured I’ll do my best to control Puck this year, regarding the cupcake fiasco of 2010. However, it needs be said that he raised all the money we needed. More than the money we needed.
Wash yo mouff out with soap! You could sing the obituary columns to me out of the paper and it would still probably sound amazing. But we’ll figure something out. Catch up with me during your free period tomorrow and we’ll compose an all encompassing list of prime duet possibilities. I’m down to try anything once, at least. I guess you’re not wrong there. I would rather try to raise the money through a method that falls under my moral alignment this year, however. And I would like to raise that money. Academic decathlon finals are in Detroit this year. The birthplace of ice cream soda.
Please don’t tell me you actually did that.
Aw, yay! Thank you! This is so exciting, I can’t wait for the next one you’re planning! Yeeeeeeees.
I know it’s not classy, but what else is a man supposed to drink out a? I been spillin.
Holla!!!! I can’t wait either. It’s gonna be tight. Bring a mouth guard if you have one.
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Interesting choice, although I was much more thinking along the lines of Jason Derulo or Beyonce. How does that sit with you? Lack of funding? That’s really unfair! And I’ve been complaining about how the school won’t hand over the money for new Nationals costumes. I’m sure you’d be able to raise the money if you really wanted to compete. I know that’s the only way glee club is going to be able to spring for fabulous Nationals outfits. Perhaps if we combined our fundraising efforts, you could continue your decathlon team?
I can work with those choices. There’s also always the possibility of you doing all the Hayley parts for me in Airplanes, just sayin. No, it’s cool. It’s not like we’re not used to it. If you’re not the Cheerios then the school couldn’t really give less craps about you. Though that probably has more to do with Coach Sylvester’s intimidation factor than anything… We’re not selling laced cupcakes again this year, are we? I wouldn’t say I was totally ready to go to jail for the acadeca team, and/or Glee costumes.